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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Religious Joke
Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.
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Fishing Joke
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience. Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, 'This is the place!'. The other replied, 'No, it's not!'. The first man said, 'Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side. To which the other man replied, 'Silly, you can't tell a brook by it's clover. '
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Computer Joke
Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.
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Fun Funny Joke
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case. Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air. Pulls up to a 7 -11. Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky. Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway. Gets back into car. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was. Almost hits a deer. Curses the night. Curses you. Curses the large slurpee. Drives and fiddles with radio. Yells at you for suggesting the map again. Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway. He hates your sister. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel. He had to look up pernicious. Couldn't find a dictionary. Finally found a dictionary. Couldn't spell pernicious. Seethes at the memory of it all. But she is laughing inside. . And of course you're still lost.
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Funny Kids Joke
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
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History Joke
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !
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Cow Joke
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!
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Spelling Joke
Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.
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