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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Situations Humor
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the woman leaned out thewindow and yelled, 'Pig!' The man immediately leaned out his window and replied, 'Bitch!' They continue on their way and as the man rounded thenext corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of theroad.
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Friendship Joke
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages. They say they're doing everything they can to keep their marriage together.
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Firefighter Joke
here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented a hunting dog name Rex from a local farmer. Rex was a great dog and would always hold point and find any birds they shoot. One year they did't go hunting and the farmer rented Rex out to some Corona City Firemen who used him that season. The next year the Riverside guys went to rent Rex from the farmer for hunting but the farmer had bad news for them. He told them Rex was no longer any good for hunting and didn't have a replacement for him and to tell the Corona firemen they were not welcome there any more and that if he saw them he would probably shoot them for what they did to Rex. The R. F. D. guys asked the farmer what the Corona boys did that could be so bad. Well the farmer said last year when they rented Rex it all started off fine until one of the Corona guys decided to rename him. We ll whats wrong with that they asked. The farmer said they renamed him CHIEF and now all he does is sit on his ass and bark all the time.
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Rabbit Joke
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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Men Joke
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls.
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School Joke
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. Discipline was not a problem from that day forth!
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ? Craig in the wall !
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Vampire Joke
One vampire to the other : ' Let's go and have a drink. I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner'!
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