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School Joke for Kids
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
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Business Joke
If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along. If your idea's not defensible don't make it comprehensible or folks will find you out, and your work will draw attention if you only fail to mention what the whole thing is about. Your must talk of GNP and of elasticity of rates of substitution and undeterminate solution and oligonopopsony.
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School Joke for Kids
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store decided to install a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. The young lad was most intrigued by this machine, and he asked if he could be allowed to work the machine. The manager refused, but the youngster couldn't understand why not. The store manager explained it to him:'Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers. '
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Naughty Joke
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if she felt the earth move. She says no.
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Monster Joke
Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!
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Dirty Joke
How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.
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Miscellaneous Joke
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service!What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you die !What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog!What is black & brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman. What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in '3
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Worlds Best Joke
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?. . . Viagrafalls
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