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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Yo momma Joke
Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
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Music Joke
Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
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Totally Weird Joke
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.
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Bumper Stickers - 6
S. C. A. R. Y. (Southern Citizens Advocating the Relocation of Yankees)
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Cop Joke
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, 'Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?' The man gets really indignant and says, 'Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?'
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Government Humor
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away.
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Kids Fairy Tale Joke
How did the witch know it was exactly twelve midday?
She used her Witch Watch!
How do we know that Rapunzel went to a lot of parties?
Because she liked to let her hair down!
If you were in Rapunzel's tower during the day, what would be the furthest thing that you could see?
The sun!
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