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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Waiter Joke
Waiter: 'Tea or coffee, gentlemen?' 1st customer: 'I'll have tea. ' 2nd customer: 'Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!' (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: 'Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?'
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Bus Joke
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, 'If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down. ' 'And if you were a lady, ' replied Roger, 'you'd stand up and let four people sit down. '
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Doctor Joke
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.
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History Joke
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin !
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Funny College Joke
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $'6
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Insect Joke
How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.
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Business Joke
This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, 'I'm a walking economy. ' The friend replies 'How so?' 'My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!'
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Friendship Joke
If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling around with?
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