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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Lawyer Joke
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?
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Funny Kids Joke
Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?A: A bee in a submarine!Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?A: Fooling with a bee!Q: What did the spider say to the bee?A: Your honey or your life!Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?A: Pablo Beecasso!Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?A: Swarm here isn't it!Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?A: Bee-thoven!Q: Who writes books for little bees?A: Bee-trix Potter!Q: Where do bees go on holiday?A: Stingapore!Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?A: He's bee-witched!
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Insect Joke
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !
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Bicycle Joke
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !
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Ethnical Joke
Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, 'Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser. ''Oh really, hmm, didn't know that. 'Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. 'I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care. ' The second Englishman remarked, 'You just don't know how to set him off. . . watch and learn. ' So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, 'Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!''Oh really, hmm, didn't know that. 'Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. 'You're right. He's unshakable!'The third Englishman remarked, 'Boys, I'll really tick him off. . . just watch. ' So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, 'I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!''Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me. '
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Men Joke
Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . . for a quote!
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Computer Joke
What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.
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