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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder in bed. The first one went in, meanwhile the other two stayed out and listened to the girl moan for a bit. The second one went in and the girl screamed a little bit harder. When the third one went in, the girl SCREAMED! and SCREAMED! About an hour later the girl came out moaning. The first guy asked 'Wow, how did you do that?' The guy, all tired and wet replied 'I simply used my head'.
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Easter Joke
What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail.
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Bath Joke
What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !
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Men Joke
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had a pair of underpants that fitted him like a glove. . . . .
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Police Joke
Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling a landmark decision in the case of Jackson v. California, the California Supreme Court has recognized for the first time a constitutional right to chicken done right. The high court held that under the the due process clause and the constitutional prohibition of cruel and unusual punishment, Joseph Jackson, a prisoner at the California Men's Correctional Institue at Camarillo, is entitled to food 'of fair average quality, ' or 'comparable to the fare at a modest restaurant or fast-food chain. 'Mr. Jackson had complained of the poor quality of the prison kitchen's Coq au Vin . . . .
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Bus Joke
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it's late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
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Joke Online
This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties. His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy. A picture of his wife on the milk carton.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering.
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