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Blonde Joke - 1
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, 'Can you help me when you get home?' 'Sure, ' he replies. 'What's the problem?' 'Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces. ' 'Look on the box, ' he said. 'There's always a picture of what the puzzle is. ' 'It's a big rooster, ' she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, 'Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box. '
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Foreigners Joke
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously masturbating. She yells, 'What the hell do you guys think you are doing?'One of the Japanese men explains, 'Can't you see? We areall berry hungry. 'The waitress begs the question, 'So, how is whacking-off inthe middle of the restaurant going to help that situation?'One of the other Japanese men replies, 'The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!'
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Joke for Halloween
There was this boy that lived with his mother. One night the boy woke up and went to the restroom and on his way he passed his mothers room and looked in and saw his mom rubbing her breasts and saying' I NEED A MAN'. Then he went to bed. The next night the same thing happened, she was there rubbing her breasts and saying 'I NEED A MAN'. On the third night the woman had a man in bed with her when the son looked in. Right away the boy went to his room and stood in front of the mirror rubbing hiself and saying. . . . I NEED A BIKE'. . . . . . . . . .
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Bumper Stickers - 4
If the company's name is YELLOW, why are the trucks painted ORANGE?
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Mom and Dad Joke
. . . This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had with his young daughter, just a bit over 2 years old. They were discussing geography and. . . 'Where does mommy live?''Minneapolis. ''Where does grandma live?''Baltimore. ''Where does grandpa live?''Baltimore. ''And where does daddy live?''At work!'Needless to say, he took the morning off that next day. . .
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I know. . . I know. . . pull over
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Bird Joke
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead.
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Joke for Kids
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: 'Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?'
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