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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dumb Men Joke
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
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Fun Joke
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost blooming impossible!
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At Work Joke
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing. Knock, knock. Employee: Who's there?Boss: Not you anymore.
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Funny College Joke
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn`t bring himself to tell his fiancee` about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place. All he kept saying was, 'Darling, I`ve got a big surprise for you, ' at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly. The wedding night came and went, and the young couple were at last alone in their hotel room. 'Now don`t forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise, ' said the bride. Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife`s hand on the stump. 'Hmmmmm, ' she said softly, 'that IS a surprise. But pass me the Vaseline and I`ll see what I can do!'
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Easter Joke
What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
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Math Joke
Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin. . .
Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A high school math problem!
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!
Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
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Christmas Joke - 1
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything!-Charlie Viracola
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ? Becka the bus is the best place to sit !
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