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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Political Joke
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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Stand Up Joke
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job. He bought 50 acres of land in the middle of Nowhere, Vermont. His place was so isolated that the postman came only once a week and he went to the grocery store only once a month. After six months of near total isolation, he hears a knock on the door. He opens the door and a big bearded Vermonter is standing there. He says, 'Names Enoch. . . your neighbor from four miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday. . . thought you'd like to come. ''Great, ' replies Sam. 'After six months of living like this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thanks for inviting me. 'As Enoch is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you, though, there's gonna be some drinkin'. ' 'Not a problem. After 25 years in the newspaper business, I can drink with the best of them. 'Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. 'More 'n likely gonna be some fightin
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie . . . complete with tweezers
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Dumb Men Joke
What is a man's best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for him.
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Teeth Joke
What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
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Spoof Joke
The Latest Report on Windows98: New Error Codes AssignedWinerr 000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Detected; Please Reload Everything Winerr 001 - Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly Winerr 002 - Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet) Winerr 003 - RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)? Winerr 004 - Deluxe Error. Please Send $75 to Upgrade Your Error Winerr 005 - Long File Name Error; Tape Erased to Make Room for Filename Winerr 006 - Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake Crash Winerr 007 - Alphanumeric Sequence 'OS2' Prohibited Winerr 008 - This License Has Expired; Please Purchase Another Copy Winerr 009 - Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors Winerr 00A - Non-Microsoft Application Encountered Winerr 00B - Push Error; Removing Files to Make Room for Advertisement Winerr 00C - Windows Loaded Correctly This Time Winerr 00D - User Error; Lemming Not Found Winerr 00E - Open Standard Encountered; Attempting to Redmondize Winerr 00F - Reserved for Future Coding Errors Winerr 010 - Virus Error - Other Applications Will Be Closed Instead Winerr 011 - Orwell Not Found; You Must Use MSN Winerr 012 - Cash Underflow - Credit Card Number Will Be Assimilated Winerr 013 - Keyboard Error; User Must Learn to Slow Down Winerr 014 - User Error; Reading License Agreement Mandatory to Continue Winerr 015 - Error Message Deleted Winerr 016 - Expected Error Did Not Occur; Attempting to Restart Error Sequence Winerr 017 - Multitasking Attempted; System Confused Winerr 018 - Network Error - Your Crash Will Be Replicated to All Stations Winerr 019 - Freedom-of-Choice Error; Select a Microsoft Browser To Continue Winerr 01A - Insult Detected -- Your Bill Gates Joke Will Be Deleted Winerr 01B - Error Removing Temp File; a Permanent File Will Be Substituted Winerr 01C - Wrong Disk Formatted. Sorry About That. Winerr 01D - Mandatory Error Inserted to Meet Error Quota Winerr 01E - Please Insert Your Favorite Error Here Winerr 01F - Error In Progress; Please Wait. . . . Winerr 020 - Unknown Error Occurred But Was Lost. Windows Will Try To Remember Winerr 021 - Error Parsing Error List; Please Wait For Next Error Winerr 022 - Upgrade Error; Please Format Your Drive And Reload Everything
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Bird Joke
What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Car'l get you there faster than a bike.
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