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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Politics Humor
A political man to a woman, 'You look beautiful today!!!!'The woman replied, 'Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you. ''Sure you could!!' said the political man, 'if you could lie as well as I do!'
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Mother Joke
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, 'How do you expect to get into Heaven?'
The boy thought it over and said, 'Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!''
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ? Ben and Anna split!
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Ethnic Humor
Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took him to the outhouse one day to teach him how to urinate properly. 'Now you lissen good, Dan'l, 'cuz here's whatcha gotta do. One: Take out your penie-pipe. Two: Pull back the foreskin. Three: Pee. Four: Push back your foreskin. Five: Put your equipment back. 'The boy said he understood, but the next day while he was working at his still, Joe's wife came running over. 'Oh, Joe, Joe, come quick! Dan'l went ta piss an' won't come out of the outhouse!''Hell, whut's he doin' in there?' Joe said. I dunno. He jess keeps sayin' 'Two-four, two-four, two-four. . . . . . '
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Dumb Joke
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, 'You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!' His buddy looks at him and says, 'Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'Lets do it!' . . . . and she's always sound asleep.
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Yo momma Joke
yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!
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Pig Joke
What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? 'Mmm. Canapes. '
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Money Joke
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
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