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Baby Joke
Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.
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A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change. On previous visits she noted that women customarily walked about 5 paces behind their husbands. She observed that the men now walked over 20 paces BEHIND their wives!She approached one of the women for an explanation: 'What enabled women here to achieve this marvellous reversal of roles?''Land mines, ' replied the Kuwaiti woman.
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!
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Insect Joke
What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
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Firefighter Joke
Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good time but had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked, 'What do you really want, Son?' The Son said, 'A Mickey Mouse Outfit. ' With that, the Shaw went out and bought him a uniform from the neighboring Fire Department.
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Sport Joke
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!
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Best Joke Online
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life. 'You never even tell me when you're having an orgasm!' he yelled. 'How can I?' she shot back. 'You're never here!'
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