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Graduate quickly, millions on welfare depend on you.
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Camping Joke
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, 'You skin this one while I go and get another!'
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Funny Famous Joke
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. 'If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?' 'I'd have to say the living one. '
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School Joke
Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !
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Age is a high price to pay for maturity
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Best Joke Online
A termite walks into a bar and asks: 'is the bartender here?'C'mon. . . think about it! :)
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An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The punkrocker's hair is red, green, yellow and orange. He has feather earrings. When he sees the old man staring at him, the punk rocker says 'What's the matter old man? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were a young guy?'The old guy says in reply 'Yeah. One time I had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid. . . '
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
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