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Zodiac Joke
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
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Village Idiot Joke
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?
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Computer Joke
Customer: 'I'm running Windows '95. ' Tech: 'Yes. ' Customer: 'My computer isn't working now. ' Tech: 'Yes, you said that. '
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Funny College Joke
Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. 'Well, I've always thought I'd like to be a doctor, ' said Higginbote. 'Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe. ' 'Obstetrics?' scoffed Goldstein. 'At the rate science is going, you'd no sooner learn all about it when bingo! somebody'd find a cure for it. '
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Farming Joke
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. 'Who's the boss around here?' he asked. 'I am. ' said the man. 'I have a black horse and a brown horse, ' the farmer said, 'which one would you like?' The man thought for a minute and said, 'The black one. ' 'No, no, no, get the brown one. ' the man's wife said. 'Here's your chicken. ' said the farmer.
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Rabbit Joke
What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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Priceless Joke
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. 'How old was your husband?' he asked. 'He was ninety-eight, ' she answered softly. 'Two years older than Iam. ''Really?' the undertaker said. 'Hardly worth going home, wouldn'tyou say?'
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Business Joke
I'm very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire, ' said the principal at morning assembly. ' Now we will all stand and sing this morning's hymn. . . . now Thank We All Our God. '
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