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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Worlds Best Joke
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and said, 'Would you like to say the blessing?' I wouldn't know what to say, ' she replied. 'Just say what you hear Mommy say, ' my wife instructed. Our daughter bowed her head and said: 'Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner'!
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Military Joke
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says 'Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!' So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked 'How did you do it?' 'Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, 'Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!'
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Fun Funny Joke
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
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Best Joke Online
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs and 3 breasts. And God asked the woman what she would like to have changed about herself. She asked for her middle breast to be removed. And it was good. She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless boob? And God created Man!
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Science Joke
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick.
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Ghost Joke
Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.
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Top 100 Joke
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved to the point where it was thought he might be released. The psychiatrist that ran the institution decided it was better to proceed with caution, and chose to interview him first. 'Tell me, ' said the doctor, 'if we release you, as we are considering, what do you plan to do with your life?'The inmate said, 'It would be wonderful to get back to real life, and if I do, I will certainly refrain from making my former mistake. I was a nuclear physicist, you see, and it was the stress of my work in weapons research that helped to put me here. If I am released, I shall limit myself to work in pure theory, where I believe the situation will be less difficult and stressful. ''Wonderful, ' said the psychiatrist. 'Or else, ' continued the patient, 'I might teach. There is something to be said for dedicating your life to expanding the knowledge of young people. ''Definitely, ' said the psychiatrist. 'Then again, I might write. There is always a need for books on science, or I may even write a novel based on my experiences in the psychiatric institution. ''Another interesting possibility, ' agreed the doctor. 'And finally, if none of these things appeals to me. . . I can always continue to be a teakettle!'
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Aviation Joke
A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, 'I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London. ' The confused agent said, 'I'm sorry, we can't do that. ' 'Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because That's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!'
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