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School Joke for Kids
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe volume all the way up. . . . the mime next door went nuts!
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Naughty Joke
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, 'Do you ever get to feeling horny?''Yes, 'her friend replied. 'What do you do about it?''I usually suck on a Lifesaver. 'After a moment of stunned silence her friend asked, 'Well, what beach do you go to?'
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Various animal Joke
How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !
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Naughty Joke
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like werepopular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well endowed Texas lady. The city slicker kept eyeing the lady, and finally he leaned forward and said, 'Lady, I'll give you $10 for a blow job. 'The Texas gentleman looked appalled, pulled out his pistol, and killed the city slicker on the spot. The lady gasped and said, 'Thank you, suh, for defendin' mah honor!' Whereupon the Texan holstered his gun and said, 'Your honor, hell! No tenderfoot is gonna raise the price of a woman in Texas!'
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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Golf Joke
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they're stroke-challenged!
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At Work Joke
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer, it looks like 'work' to the casual observer. You can send andreceive personal e-mail, calculate your finances andgenerally have a blast without doing anything remotelyrelated to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefitsthat the proponents of the computer revolution would like totalk about but they're not bad either. When you get caught byyour boss -and you *will* get caught - your best defence isto claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thussaving valuable training dollars.
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Business Joke
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys. . . all on different limbs, . . . at different levels, . . . some climbing up. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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