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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Bumper Stickers - 1
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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Cow Joke
How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!
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Law and Lawyer Joke
How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.
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Horse Joke
A jockey went into the padock and the trainer said to him 'You need to win this race because my wife has had a pony on and i have had a monkey on the horse'. The jockey replied 'how am going to fit on then?'.
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. This last weekend I was reminded at the pace we are converting to metric. I was on I-75 in Ohio when I saw a sign that said:All signs metricNext 20 miles
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Bar Joke - 2
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, 'Aren't they cute, what are their names?'The man giving the lady an angry look replied 'I don't know'. The lady asked again 'Which is a boy and which is a girl?'. The man looking angrier than before replied 'I don't know'. The woman then started to scold the man 'What kind of a father are you?'. The man replied 'I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company. '
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Don't miss heaven for the world.
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Cat Joke
A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. 'Excuse me', he said to the cat in charge, 'Can you get milk stains out?' 'Sure, ' replied the cat. 'We'll have that stain licked in a minute!'
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