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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dentist Joke
believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.
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Movie and TV Joke
Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?
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Weirdest Joke
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced 6 children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. Dip Schitt marries Lotta Schitt and they have a son Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt - Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number, Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
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Music Joke
Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.
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Love and Marriage Joke
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.
'What's the matter?' the bartender asks.
'My wife and I got into a fight,' explained the guy 'and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days. '
The bartender thought about this for a while. 'But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?' asked the bartender.
'Yeah, except today is the last night. '
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Car and train Joke
Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.
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Simple Joke
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad really had wings. .
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Simple Joke
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, 'Sir, I believe you have a cataract. ' 'Oh, no' replied theJapanese man. 'I dwive a Rincon Continentaw. '
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