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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Religious Joke
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil? A religious movement!
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Naughty Joke
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at hisapartment. He makes love to one, and then starts to work on theother. He realizes that the first one might get boredwatching, so he her asks what she'd like to do. She says, 'Is that a trombone in the corner? I'd loveto play your trombone. ' So she plays it while he screws her sister. A few weeks later, the girls are walking past the guy'sapartment building. One of the girls says, 'Let's stopup and see that guy. ' The other girl says, 'Gee. . . do you think he'd remember us?'
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Relationships Joke
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say?Husband: He asked if the coast was clear. . .
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Spiked Humor
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a Rome laundry: 'Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: 'Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin. ' Sign on the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: 'Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life. ' Detour sign in Kobe, Japan: 'Stop: Drive Sideways. ' Sign in a Swiss mountain inn: 'Special today -- no ice cream. ' Sign in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: 'We take your bags and send them in all directions. ' Sign on the door of a Moscow hotel room: 'If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. ' Sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge: 'Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. '
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Assorted Joke
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking out clothes!
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Crete ! Crete who ? Crete to see you again !
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Romance Joke
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
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Burger Joke
Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!
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