|
|
|
The
Best Humor Sites on the Internet |
|
Christmas Jokes
Funny Jokes Online
MOCKERY
Ghost Pictures
Ghost Stories
Hilarious Horoscopes
Bizarre Webcam
notMENSA
society for the stupid
Cheap posters
Raunchiest Riddles
Worst Jobs in the World
Love Poems
Inspirational Poems
Funny Poems
Famous Poems
Free Diet Plans
Top Paying
Keywords
Keyword Suggestions
Everything you want to know about everything!
Weird eBay
mesothelioma types
Top 100 Baby Names
flowers online
Poker Articles
Free View Webcams
Work from Home
World History
Baby Name Chooser
Text Links
Online Advertising
Flowers
Top searches
Weird Website
Children's Books
Scottish Jokes
Robert Burns Poems
Midge Jokes
Fathers Jokes
Funny Jokes
Love Quotes
Famous Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Funny Quotes
Movie Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Get Found
anime girls
5QS |
|
|
No animals were eaten, killed, maimed, wounded, slightly
injured, experimented on, tortured, eaten, sacrificed, frightened,
bullied, teased, humiliated, tickled, upset, ravished, tantalized,
pulled out of a hat, dishonoured or criticised during the making of this
website. Some jokes however were severely tortured in an effort to make
them funny. |
| |
|
|
Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
. . everything!!!
Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
50,000 poems, 40,000 riddles, 20,000 pictures, 10,000 funny articles
and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
as soon as possible!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
|
|
|
Archive of silly slogans and other funny jokes |
|
Cannibal Joke
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
= = = = = = = = = =
Joke for Speeches
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump. When the redhead jumps the firefighters snatch the blanket away and she hits the concrete. When the firefighters ask the brunette to jump she jumps and again they pull the blanket away. When the firefighters ask the blonde to jump she replies, 'I don't trust you, so just put the blanket down and back away. '
= = = = = = = = = =
Bumper Stickers - 3
He’s Not Dead, He’s Electroencephalographically-Challenged
= = = = = = = = = =
Silliest Joke
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later, when the old man had an appointment with the doctor again, the doctor said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'The man replied, 'Just doing what you said doctor, 'Get a hot mama and be cheerful. 'The doctor said, 'I didn't say that!. . . I said you have got a heart murmur. Be careful!'-------------------------------------------------------What's the best thing about growing old?You get to hide your own Easter eggs. --------------------------------------------------------
= = = = = = = = = =
Bumper Stickers - 4
I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving.
= = = = = = = = = =
Christmas Joke - 1
The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd burnt it, just for spite Then with a single cartridgeI shot that blasted partridge My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. The second day after ChristmasI pulled on the old rubber glovesAnd very gently wrung the necksOf both the turtle doves My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. On the third day after ChristmasMy mother caught the croupI had to use the three French hensTo make some chicken soup The four calling birds were a big mistake For their language was obsceneThe five golden rings were completely fake and turned my fingers green. The sixth day after ChristmasThe six laying geese wouldn't laySo I sent the whole darn gaggle to theA. S. P. C. A. My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. On the seventh day, what a mess I found The seven swans-a-swimming all had drowned. The eighth day after ChristmasBefore they could suspectI bundled up theEight maids-a-milkingNine ladies dancingTen lords-a-leapingEleven pipers pipingTwelve drummers drummingAnd sent them back collectI wrote my true love'We are through, love!'And I said in so many words'Furthermore your Christmas gifts were for the Birds!' Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle dovesAnd a partridge in a pear tree!'
= = = = = = = = = =
Funny Famous Joke
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!
= = = = = = = = = =
Family Comedy Joke
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, 'Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich. ' The second lady chimed in, 'Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down. ' The third one responded, ' Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem, knock on wood, ' as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them. . . 'That must be the door, I'll get it!'
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Note : Many of our jokes have been
submitted by guests - if you find any that are offensive please let
us know and they will be removed immediately. |
|
| |
|
