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Bar Joke - 1
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1. 50
Chicken Sandwich: $2. 50
Hand Job: $5. 00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
'Yes?' she enquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'
'I was wondering', whispers the man, 'are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?'
'Yes' she purrs 'I am. '
The man replies 'Well wash your blinking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!'
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Religious Joke
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
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Burger Joke
Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!
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Dirty Joke
Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, publicly accused her neighbor George of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar. George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing. Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in front of her house and left it there all night.
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Stupid Blonde Joke
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, 'Six shots? What's wrong?' 'I found out my older brother is gay, ' replied the man. The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. 'What now?' asked the bartender. 'I found out my younger brother is gay, ' replied the man. The night after that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. 'Geez, does ANYBODY in your family like women?' asked the bartender. The man replied, 'Yeah, my wife does. '
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Bumper Stickers - 3
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and then the suffering. . .
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Dumb Joke
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of '3
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