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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Music Joke
Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, 'I could do that better.
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Internet Joke
Have you seen www. boomerang . com? Yes, I return to it again and again.
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Office Humor
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches. The doctor tried many things, but no relief. Finally, after many visits, the doc sat down and said, 'You know, John, why don't you try something unusual. Why don't you do something that I always do when I have a headache like that. I phone my wife and tell her I'm coming home; she waits for me in the bedroom, with her blouse off, and I nestle my head between those two beautiful breasts and soon the headache disappears! You ought to try something like that--I don't know what else to do for you. It wouldn't hurt. ''Well I might try something like that, ' said John. A month later, John is back in the clinic, seeing another doctor on another unrelated matter, and he and Dr. Smith pass each other in the hallway. 'John!' says the doc, 'Haven't seen you in a while! How's those headaches?''Great! They're all gone! Thanks for your advice!' said John. 'Hey, that's fantastic!' said Dr. Smith, walking on down the hallway. 'Say, Doc!' yelled John, down the hall, 'Nice place you got there!'
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who Who Who!
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Totally Strange Humor
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. 'There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year. 'Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question. 'Will I be acquitted?'
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Yo momma Joke
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!
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Naughty Joke
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a luscious looking dish. He was even consideringtrying to establish a relationship instead of just a one nightstand. But he couldn't help but wonder why she wasn't alreadyin one. 'I can't help feeling that we've met before. ' he said. 'Yeah, I know. ' sighed the girl stretching. 'It happens to mea lot. I think they call this 'deja screw'.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet smarter than I look!
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