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Instrument Joke
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital. Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? A: The bassoon burns longer. Q: What is a burning oboe good for? A: Setting a bassoon on fire. Q: Which burns better, an oboe or a bassoon?A: A bassoon; there's more wood!Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation. Q: What are oboes good for?A: Kindling when burning basoons
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Halloween Joke
At 5 P. M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !
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Snake Joke
What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !
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It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
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Village Idiot Joke
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a Bar Room and the others a BARRROOOOOOOMMMM!!!!
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Telephone Joke
What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!
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