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Dog Joke - 2
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
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Silliest Joke
A frog walks into a bank and says 'I wanna loan. ' 'Well Mr. . frog, go over there to Mrs. Black's desk, she is the loan manager, I'm sure she will be happy to talk to you, ' The head desk says. The frog hops over to Mrs. Patty Black's desk and says, 'I wanna loan. ' Mrs. Black says, 'Well Mr. Frog, we will have to get some paperwork for you to sign, so if you will wait right here. . . ' At this point the frog pulls out of his knapsack a golden disk and hands it over to her. She asks, confused, 'What is this?' The frog croaks back, 'I wanna loan. ' She rubs her head, and walks back to her boss and says, 'I don't get it, a frog hops in here wanting a loan, and gives me this golden disk. Do you know what it is?' The boss laughs and says, 'It's a knick-knack Patty Black, give the frog a loan!'
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Funny Famous Joke
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. A creative fellow, he went out and collected from his buddies all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them to her with a note stating the following:'Dear Mary, I can not remember which one is you . . . please keep YOUR photo and return the others!'
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Dead and dying Joke
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in.
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Kids Puns
Remember when. . . . . . . . A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window was something you hated to cleanand ram was the cousin of a goatMeg was the name of my girlfriendand gig was a job for the nightsnow they all mean different thingsand that really mega bytesAn application was for employmenta program was a TV showa cursor used profanitya keyboard was a pianoMemory was something that you lost with agea CD was a bank accountand if you had a 3 1/2' floppyyou hoped nobody found outCompress was something you did to the garbagenot something you did to a fileand if you unzipped anything in publicyou'd be in jail for a whileLog on was adding wood to the firehard drive was a long trip on the roada mouse pad was where a mouse livedand a backup happened to your commodeCut you did with a pocket knifepaste you did with gluea web was a spider's homeand a virus was the fluI guess I'll stick to my pad and paperand the memory in my headI hear nobody's been killed in a computer crashbut when it happens they wish they were dead.
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Humorous Joke
What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell.
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Bumper Stickers - 7
Where There’s A Will, I’m In The Way.
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Mad Joke
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her. Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?' 'No, Silly!' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $'6
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