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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dumb People Joke
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old grandma. He had been living with her for some time, and he thought, that with all the work she does, he could at least make her a cup of coffee in the morning. So he woke up early one day, and made a cup of coffee and brought it to his grandma. She took one drink of it and died instantly. He called '911
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Sad Joke
A lady says to her doctor, 'My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything. 'The doctor examines her, and then says, 'You need an operation. 'She asks, 'On my vagina?'He says, 'No. On your nose!'
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Relationships Joke
A man and wife entered a dentist's office. The Wife said, 'I want a tooth pulled. Idon't want gas or Novocain because I'm ina terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth asquickly as possible. ' You're a brave woman said the dentist. Now, show me which tooth it is. The wife turns to her husband and says 'Openyour mouth and show the dentist which toothit is, dear. '
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Pig Joke
When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
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Bumper Stickers - 6
Practice Safe Sex. Go Screw Yourself.
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Spoof Joke
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt. So he buys a new cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barnyard. Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he's a little worried. So, they're trying to replace me, thinks the old rooster- I've got to do something about this! He walks up to the new bird and says, 'So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself. ' Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definately thought he was more than a match for the old guy. 'You're on
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A. Wave at her.
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