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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Halloween Joke
Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.
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Situations Humor
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool. The man asked the bartender what the gorilla wasdoing in the bar so the bartender showed him. Hetook out a bat and hit the gorilla over the headwith it. The animal instantly dropped down andgave the bartender blow job. The Bartender then asked the man if he would liketo try it. The man said 'Sure, but please don't hit me quiteso hard'.
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School Joke
The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. 'The only consolation I can find in these awful grades, ' lamented the father, 'is that I know he never cheated during his exams. '
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Sad Joke
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
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Fishing Joke
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !
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Funny Kids Joke
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!
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Bar Joke - 2
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
'Sorry I can't serve you,' states the barman.
'Why not?!' asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.
'You're under 18,' replies the barman.
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Science Joke
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided to 'come out of the closet. ' His plan was to tell his mother first; so on his next home visit, he went to the kitchen, where his mother was busying herself stirring stew with a wooden spoon. Rather nervously, he explained to her that he had realized he was gay. Without looking up from her stew, his mother said, 'You mean, homosexual?' 'Well. . . yes. ' Still without looking up: 'Does that mean you suck men`s penises?' Caught off guard, the young man eventually managed to stammer an embarrassed affirmative; whereupon his mother turned to him and, brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly under his nose, snapped: 'Don`t you EVER complain about my cooking again!'
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