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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Telephone Joke
How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.
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Kids Puns
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?Slow.
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Funny College Joke
Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
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Cannibal Joke
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. 'For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful. '
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Stupid Blonde Joke
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, 'I must have left it at home officer. '
The cop says, 'Well, do you have any kind of identification?' The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, 'All I have is this picture of myself. ' The cop says, 'Let me see it, then. ' So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, 'Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now. '
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Naughty Joke
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
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Food and Drink Joke
My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
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