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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of silly knock knock jokes and other funny jokes |
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Medical Joke
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet, and then leaves. This happens a second time. The third time this happens, she says 'Doctor, am I going into surgery soon?'The man replied, 'Don't ask me lady. I'm just a painter!'
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Easter Joke
What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!
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Weather Joke
What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark
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School Joke for Kids
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly rising from the hill on their right are hundreds ofindians. They start to spur their horse forward when they realised that thereare hundreds of indians ahead of them. Wheeling to the left they, onceagain, see hundreds of indians rising from the hill. They begin to back awayin the direction from which they had come and they realise, they weresurrounded. The indians had spread out. They were trapped. The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto, his life long friend, and says 'Tonto, my firend, I think I must say that I have treasured our times togetherbut now I think we are doomed'. ' We?' replied Tonto 'What's all this we, Paleface?'
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Funny Kids Joke
Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
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Sad Joke
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: 'What do you want your family and friends to say at your funeral?'. Man2 says, 'I guess I'd want them to say I was a nice guy and I took care of my family'. Man3 says, 'I'd want them to say things like that too'. Man1 said 'Really? I'd want them to say. . . LOOK! HE'S MOVING!'.
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How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, you place enough peas around the hole to completely surround the hole. Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole. Sent by Ediie
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Idiot and fool Joke
Four Independence boys, Pugh, Sumter, Kilby and Grayson, were walking down a Clay County road when they came to a high, solid brick wall. Wondering what was behind it, Pugh, Sumter and Kilby boosted Grayson so he could take a look. 'Looks like one of them nudist camps, ' reported Grayson. 'Men or women?' asked Pugh. 'Can't tell, ' said Grayson. 'They don't have no clothes on. '
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