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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mortal Kombat Barbie . . . includes more blood than you can even imagine
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School Joke for Kids
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. INTERVIEWER: ' So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?'GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. 'INTERVIEWER: 'Shooting! that's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?'GENERAL REINWALD: 'I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. 'INTERVIEWER: 'Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?'GENERAL REINWALD: 'I don't see how, . . . . we will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. 'INTERVIEWER: 'But you're equipping them to become violent killers. 'GENERAL REINWALD: 'Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?'The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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Rabbit Joke
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
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Internet Joke
Have you seen www. brokenglass. com? Yes, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
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Car and train Joke
Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform only to discover that they had missed the train. 'The next train is in one hour, ' said the stationmaster. The three went back into the bar. The parents had another drink; Blake had a Pepsi. Again they heard a whistle, rushed out and discovered the train pulling away. 'Next one is sixty minutes from now!' said the stationmaster. An hour later, Blake, with his mom and dad, raced out onto the platform, and his parents leaped onto the train as it pulled away. The boy was left standing on the platform and began to laugh uproariously. 'Your parents just left you, ' said the stationmaster. 'Why are you laughing?' 'They came to see me off!'
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Joke for Halloween
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster & killed it. He decided that he should go & tell the farmer, so he got out of his car & walked across the road to the farm, walked up to the front door & knocked, the farmer came to the door & the man said 'I'm afraid I've killed your rooster, please let me replace him'. The farmer said 'Help yourself, the hens are out in the back'.
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Fishing Joke
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !
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Medical Joke
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was 'war'. The first person comes up onto the stage and says, 'I'm an atomic bomb. ' He gets his applause and steps down. The second person comes up and says, 'I'm a hydrogen bomb. ' Again, there's applause and he steps down. And then a naked little man comes up to the stage and says, 'I'm dynamite. ' Everybody runs away hysterically. When one of them is asked why, he says, 'Didn't you see how small his fuse was?'
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