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If you're rich, I'm single
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Business Joke
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, 'Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. 'I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. 'The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1. 37. ' 'And That's how you built an empire?' the boy asked. 'Heavens, no!' the man replied. 'Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars. '
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Simple Joke
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took off his pants and threw them at Jeni, yelling, 'Hey, woman, can you fill these pants up?''Of course not, you jerk. You know I can't. ' 'You're right. You can't. I wear the pants in this family. 'So Jeni took off her panties and threw them at Tom, yelling, 'Hey, jerk, can you get into these panties?''Hell no! They're too small and dainty!' 'And you won't either, until you change your treatment of me!'
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Clinton Joke
Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!
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Snake Joke
What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !
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Zoo Joke
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad, ' the boy said finally, 'if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up . . . ' 'Yes, son?' the father said expectantly. 'What bus should I take home?' the boy finished.
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Sport Joke
British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures.
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I press charges
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