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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Cow Joke
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
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Redneck Joke
After making love, the woman said the man, 'So, you're a doctor?''That's right, ' replied the doctor smugly. 'Betcha don't know what kind of doctor. ''Ummm. . . I'd say that you're an anesthesiologist. ' 'Yep, that's right! Good guess! How did you know?' asked the guy. 'Because throughout the entire procedure, I didn't feel a thing. '
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If the music's too loud you're too old
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Apple Joke
Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.
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Dirty Joke
A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting. 'How are we faring?' asked the king. 'Sire!' replied the knight, 'I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies to the west. ' 'What?' shrieked the king, 'I don't have any enemies to the west!' 'Oh!' said the knight, 'Well, you do now. '
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Funny Famous Joke
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch!Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!Doc: Do you drink a lot?Not really - I spill most of it!Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?Doc: Of course. Just take this hammer and smash yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache. Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God!Doc: When did this start?Well first I created the sun, then the earth, then the. . . Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee!Doc: Have you ever tried it by taking the spoon out FIRST?Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?Doc: I never make rash promises!Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog!Doc: So what's wrong with that?I think I'm going to croak!
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If you can read this I can deploy your air bag!!!
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Bible Joke
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first one says:'I have to confess, I held mans penis in one hand. ' St. Peter says:'You see the bowl of holy water, wash your hand and go in. ' The second says:'I have to confess, I held mans penis in both hands. ' St. Peter:'Wash both your hands and go in. Suddenly the other two start fighting, something terrible. St. Peter goes there, pulls them apart, asks *What's going on? One of them shouts I want to gargle, before she washes her ass in there.
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