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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of silly fancy dress and other funny jokes |
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Pig Joke
What do you call a pig with three eyes? . . . A piiig
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !
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Movie and TV Joke
Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?
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Short Stupid Joke
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind the counter if they sell extra large condoms. The clerk looks at the woman quizzically, but shrugs and tells her 'yes, we do. They're right here behind the counter. 'The old woman thanks the clerk and stands there, and stands there, and stands there. The clerk asks the old woman, 'is there something else I can help you with, Ma'am?'. The woman smiles sweetly at the clerk and says 'no, thank you, son. I'm just waiting here to see who buys them'.
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Ethnic Humor
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, 'So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?'She says, 'Bernie, I want a divorce. ' He says, 'I wasn't planning on spending that much. '
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Dirty Joke
Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
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Dog Joke - 2
Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!
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