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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of silly diets and other funny jokes |
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Bible Joke
Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes he expected to repeat at meetings the next day. Because he wanted to use the jokes again, he requested the reporters to omit them from any accounts they might turn in to their newspapers. A cub reporter, in commenting on the speech, ended his piece with the following: 'The minister told a number of stories that cannot be published. '
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. February '10
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Bar Joke - 2
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays?The lesbians got there lickety-split, while the gays where still packing there shit.
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Book title Joke
Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall
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Marriage Joke
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. 'The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!' An old granny overheard and spoke up, 'Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!'
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School Joke
The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. 'Jackie, ' she asked, 'can you count to 10 without mistakes?' 'Yes, ' said Jackie, and she did. 'Now, Fred, ' said the teacher, 'can you count from 10 to 20?' 'That depends, ' said Fred, 'with or without mistakes'!
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Insect Joke
How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.
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Weirdest Joke
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes.
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