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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Accountant Joke
An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says, 'The parrot on the left costs $500. ' 'Why does that parrot cost so much?' asks the accountant. 'Well, ' replies the owner, 'it knows how to do complex audits. ' 'How much does the middle parrot cost?' asks the accountant. 'That one costs $'1
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Cow Joke
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
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School Joke for Kids
Nowadays there's little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches 'Doctor' to his name He may be a chiropractor Or a painless tooth extractor He's entitled to the title just the same. Or perhaps he is a preacher Or a lecturer or teacher, Or an expert who cures chickens of the pip; He may keep a home for rummies, Or massage fat people's tummies, Or specialize in ailments of the hip. Everybody is a 'doctor, ' From the backwoods herb concocter To the man who takes bunions from your toes; From the frowning dietician To the snappy electrician Who shocks you loose from all the body's woes. So there's very little meaning For a sufferer to be gleaning When a man attaches 'Doctor' to his name. He may pound you, he may starve you, He may cut your hair or carve you, You have got to call him Doctor all the same!
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Dirty Joke
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A: An air mattress.
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Monster Joke
FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.
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Religious Joke
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, 'If he gets loose, will he hurt us?'
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Dumb Men Joke
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
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