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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Men Joke
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk1 single serving cereal1 single serving frozen dinnerThe girl at the checkout looks at him and says 'Single are you?'The man replies very sarcastically 'How did you guess?'She replies 'because you're ugly. '
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Worlds Best Joke
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, 'It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her. ' Adam answered, 'Yes Lord, but what is a 'kiss?' ' So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, 'Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable. ' And the Lord replied, 'Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve. ' And Adam said, 'What is a 'caress?'' So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, 'Lord, that was even better than the kiss. ' And the Lord said, 'You've done well Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve. ' And Adam asked, 'What is 'make love' Lord?'' So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds. And Adam said, 'Lord, what is a 'headache?''
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Joke for Halloween
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
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Halloween Joke
Girl 1: 'Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?' Girl 2: 'Sure. The more, the scarier!'
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Law Joke
An anxious 15 year old girl comes home from school.
'Mum,' she asks tentatively, 'can you get pregnant from anal sex?'
'Don't be silly of course you can,' replies her mother, 'where do you think lawyers come from?'
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Junkie Barbie . . . complete with needle tracks
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Best Joke
Another yamamma. . . Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked her to step out of the waySent by tuna fish
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Clinton Joke
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
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