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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of silly chicken and other funny jokes |
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Weirdest Joke
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do.
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Stupid Blonde Joke
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreadseasy!
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Office Humor
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!
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Elderly People Joke
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary. The old man said, 'You know, 50 years ago, we were probablysitting here buck naked. ' The woman said, 'Why don't we try that again?' So they stripped and sat down at the table again. Soon the old woman said, 'Honey, my titties are as hot foryou today as they were 50 years ago. 'The man replied, 'Of course they are dear, one's in youroatmeal and the others in your coffee!'
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Aardvark Joke
What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!
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Music Joke
Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves.
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Top 100 Joke
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children when Baking Cookies Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents Farmer Bill Dies in House Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
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Joke for Kids
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal may not be working. He asks the Polish guy if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The Polish guy steps out and stands in front of the car. The English guy turns on the turn signal and asks, 'Is it working?'To which the Polish guy responds, 'Yes, it's working. . . . No, it's not working. . . . Yes, it's working. . . . No, it's not working. . . . '
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