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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Math Joke
New York (CNN). At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
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Aviation Joke
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing'747
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Redneck Joke
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
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Biologist Joke
Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication. He had managed to decode many of their underwater sounds and to translate them into English. His latest research had proved that they can communicate over a distance of 300 miles. When asked what could they possibly have to say at such distances he replied, 'As best as we can figure, it is something like - Hey, can you hear me now?
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Car and train Joke
I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: 'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!' Later I learned he was talking about the payments.
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
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Foreigners Joke
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep. . . . . 'Mate', the aussie said, 'Over there we shear them'. The kiwi replied, 'Mate, I'm not shearing this with innyone'
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