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Various animal Joke
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!
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Government Humor
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, 'Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautifulcountry, and on each house I saw a banner. ''What did it say on the banners?' Clinton asks. Saddam replies, 'Allah is god, god is Allah. 'Clinton says, 'You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called. Last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was more beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house flew an enormous banner. ''What could you see on the banners?' Saddam asks. Clinton replies, 'I don't know. I can't read Hebrew. '
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
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Computing Joke
In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number, add or subtract one, and create a new definition: The Year 2001 Problem: How to find jobs for all those programmers hired to solve the Year 2000 problem. Catch-23: Complete the previous catch before proceeding to this step. Fortune 501: Levi Strauss makes the list, but just by the seat of its pants. Motel 5: If you're not there by midnight, they turn off the light. Dressed to the Eights: Impeccably attired with white socks. Six Brides for Seven Brothers: Someone's gonna get hurt ! Snow White and the Eight Dwarfs: The title, before they expelled Gassy. Five Eyes: Other kids can be so cruel when you are Siamese twins, and one of you is wearing a monocle. 665: The mark on the forehead of Satan's slightly less evil brother, Ralph.
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Doctor and nurse Joke
What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.
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Gender Joke
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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Elephant Joke
What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
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The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine screen door 4) A book on how to read 5) Inflatable dart board 6) A dictionary index 7) Ejector seat in a helicopter 8) Powdered water 9) Pedal-powered wheel chair 10) Water-proof tea bag
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