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Archive of short wedding jokes and other funny jokes |
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Ethnic Joke - 1
How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18. . . B52. . . F18
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Dance Joke
What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.
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Lawyer Joke
Have you seen the current remake of the movie 'Cape Fear?'It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, for whom do you root?
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Religion Joke
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
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Comedian Joke
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
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Bar Joke - 1
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, 'Say, father, what causes arthritis?'
'Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man. '
'Well I'll be. ' the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long did you have arthritis?'
'I don't have it father. I was just reading here that the Pope does. '
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Funny Kids Joke
What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.
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