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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of short non veg jokes and other funny jokes |
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Fun Joke
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. 'I assume, ' she snarled, 'that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?!''There is, ' he replied. 'Breakfast!'
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Brother and sister Joke
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. . .
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Bed Joke
Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. There's lots of room now, ' he said.
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Police Joke
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. 'You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it. ' 'Oh yes dear, what happened ?' 'I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. ' 'Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?' 'Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off. '
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School Joke
Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, 'Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life. '
From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice chanting, 'Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky. '
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Bumper Stickers - 5
Jesus Is Coming! Look Busy!
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Vampire Joke
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!
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