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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Rabbit Joke
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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Various animal Joke
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !
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Joke for Dummies
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin. So what's the generic name for viagra?Mydixadroopin
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Funny Famous Joke
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was 'MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto, ' and asked why it was so long. 'Because, ' my son explained, 'they say it has to have at least four characters. '
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Silliest Joke
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
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Mental health Joke
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? 'How long have you been having this phantasy?'
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Ouch Joke
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. 'So, how's life been for you?' Ed asked. 'Not too good, ' Ted replied. 'My first wife died of cancer, my second wife turned out to be a lesbian and ran off with another woman and took all our savings, my son's in prison for trying to kill me, my daughter got run over by a bus, my house was hit by a low-flying aircraft, my vintage car rolled off the dockside into the sea, I had to have my dog put down recently, my doctor says that I have an incurable disease and to cap it all my business has just gone bust. ''Oh dear, that sounds terrible. ' Ed said. 'What business were you in?''I sell lucky charms, ' said Ted.
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Science Joke
'Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible. ' 'If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump. '
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