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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of short funny valentines day poems and other funny jokes |
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Space Joke
What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !
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Dumb Joke
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Sport Joke
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !
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Funniest Joke
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump, when the station cuts to a commercial. Brunette: I bet you $20 he's going to jump. Blonde: OK. (Back to newscast : He jumped!)Blonde: OK. I lost. Here's my $20 to you. Brunette: No, that was too easy. I can't take it. Blonde: I insist. I lost. Brunette: I have a confession to make. I saw the same thing on the6:00pm news and I knew he jumped. So it wasn't really a good bet. Blonde: I know. I saw the same newscast at 6 too. But I didn't think he would be stupid enough to jump TWICE!.
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Situations Humor
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty woman is the driver so he goes back to help. As he is hooking his truck to her car he says, 'You know, you are the first pregnant woman I've ever helped out of a ditch'. 'But I'm not pregnant, ' she says. 'Well you're not out of the ditch yet, ' he says.
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Cat Joke
What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !
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Cow Joke
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? 'Hey! Look at the cow's nest!'
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Telephone Joke
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!
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