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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Gorilla Joke
Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ? Chuck ! Chuck who ? Chuck in a sandwich for lunch
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Joke for Kids
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. 2. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. 3. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was damned near impossible. 4. A man complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman . . . then . . . pow!. . . it was. . all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'Ahhh my wife found out!5. Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. 6. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch. 7. A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha responds excitedly, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?!' The man responds, 'I don't care. . . just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'8. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful. 9. A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle. 10. If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose would you go to lunch or to a movie?11. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he's finished.
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Father Joke
The first graders were attending their first music lesson. The teacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew a musical staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl to come up and write a note on it.
The little girl went to the blackboard, ook
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Computer Joke
1. Dial 911 Immediately. 2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years. 3. You mean there's something else to do? 4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote. 5. Work. 6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family. 7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
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Music Joke
Haven't I seen your face before? a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. 'You have, Your Honor, ' the man answered hopefully. 'I gave your son violin lessons last winter. ' 'Ah, yes, ' recalled the judge. 'Twenty years!'
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Music Joke
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.
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Dog Joke - 1
What do you call a happy Lassie ?
A jolly collie !
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