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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Cannibal Joke
Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!
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Burger Joke
Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!
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Bed Joke
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.
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Doctor Joke
I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money. The other day, I got one from an Alzheimer's group. Funny though, they forgot to put my street name on them!
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Joke for Halloween
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler is 12 inches Still think you're a man?
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Spiked Humor
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England. Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) Sign at Norfolk farm gate: BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR Outside a photographer's studio: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
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Travel and tourist Joke
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything. ' The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. 'Where's my change?' asks the Zen Master. The vendor responds, 'Change must come from within. '
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie . . . lion is included; Barbie's head is not
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