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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Instrument Joke
At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player having a fight. He breaks the fight up and asks what the fight was about. The oboe player says, 'He broke my reed! I was just about to play my big solo when he broke my reed!''Well?' says the stage manager to the viola player. 'What do you say to that?'In umbrage, the viola player replies, 'He undid two of my strings but he won't tell me which ones!'
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Monster Joke
What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater.
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Dirty Joke
Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.
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Friendship Joke
I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.
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Telephone Joke
Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
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Rabbit Joke
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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Police Joke
A tourist asks a man in uniform, 'Are you a policeman?' 'No, I am an undercover detective. ' 'So why are you in uniform?' 'Today is my day off. '
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