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The angry preacher. . . The preacher rose with a red face. 'Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K. K. K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family!'No one moved. The preacher continued, ' Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in our heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression!'Again all was quiet. Slowly a 'drop dead' gorgeous blonde with a body that would not stop rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke. 'Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan. I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets. '
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POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes For an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the northern hemispheresummer solstice, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of thereligious persuasion of your choice, or secular practice of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions ofothers, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medicallyuncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year '2005
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Ghost Joke
What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.
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Book title Joke
Peek-a-Boo! by I. C. Hugh
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Dumb People Joke
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They hit it off pretty well and soon Bert suggested they go to his apartment for some extracurricular activity. Well it wasn't long before they found themselves in bed making passionate love. As they were making love though, Bert noticed that Flo's toes would curl up as he was thrusting in and out. When they were done, Bert laid back on the bed and said, 'I must of been pretty good tonight. I noticed your toes curling up when I was going in and out. 'Flo looked at him and smiled. 'That usually happens when you forget to remove my pantyhose!'
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Bus Joke
What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.
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Dance Joke
What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).
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