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Dumb Men Joke
What food best describes a man? Jerky
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Dumb Joke
An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees: 'Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes. '
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Pensioner Joke
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: 'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers, 'Yes. '
Jacob: 'Do you sell heart medication?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course we do. '
Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
Pharmacist: 'All kinds. '
Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism?'
Pharmacist: 'Definitely. '
Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course. '
Jacob: 'Medicine for memory?'
Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. '
Jacob: 'What about vitamins and sleeping pills?'
Pharmacist: 'Absolutely. '
Jacob: 'Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts. '
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American Joke
George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.
After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. 'Bob'.
'And what is your question, Bob?'
'I have 3 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, 'OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?'
A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks him what his name is. 'Steve'
'And what is your question, Steve?'
'I have 5 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And fifth, Where is 'Bob'? !!
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Marriage Joke
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, 'When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?'
The husband replied, 'All I wanted to do was to fu#k your brains out, and suck your tits dry. '
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, 'What are you thinking now?'
He replied, 'It looks like I did a pretty good job. '
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Law and Lawyer Joke
George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny's mind quickly drifted from navigation to thoughts of how clouds look like cuddly little bunny rabbits. Upon realizing that they were lost, George declared, 'Lenny -- we are going to have to lose some altitude so we can figure out where we are. 'George lets some hot air out of the balloon, which slowly descended below the clouds, but he still couldn't tell where they were. Far below, they could see a man on the ground. George lowered the balloon, to ask the man their location. When they were low enough, George called down to the man, 'Hey, can you tell us where we are?' The man on the ground yelledback, 'You're in a balloon, about 100 feet up in the air. 'George Called down to the man, 'You must be a lawyer. ' 'Gee, George, ' Lenny replied, 'How can you tell?' George answered, 'Because the advice he gave us is 100% accurate, and is completely useless'. The man called back up to the balloon, 'You must be a client. ' George yelled back, 'Why do you say that?' 'Well, ' the man replied, 'you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You got into your predicament through a lack of planning, and could have avoided it by asking for help before you acted. You expect me to provide an instant remedy. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault. '
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Free Adult Joke
A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who's the king of the jungle?
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Marriage Joke
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife's birthday.
'A little surprise, eh?' smiled the clerk.
'You bet,' answered the customer. 'She's expecting a cruise. '
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