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Idiot and fool Joke
Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.
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Sad Joke
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be comatose for two days before he finally regained consciousness. When he opened his eyes, his wife was there beside him. He held her hands and said meaningfully : 'You have always been by my side. When I was a struggling University student, I failed again and again. And sometimes, even my re-papers as well. You were there beside me, encouraging me to go on trying. . . 'She squeezed his hands as he continued: 'When I went for all the major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there beside me, cutting out more adverts for me to apply. . . . 'He continued: 'Then I started work at this little firm and finally got to handle a big contract. I blew it because of one little mistake. And you were there beside me. ''Then I finally got another job after being laid off for some time. But I never seem to be promoted and my hard work was not recognised. As such, I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now. . . And you were still beside me. . . 'Her eyes brimmed with tears as she listened to her husband: 'And now I had an accident and when I woke up, you are here beside me. . . There's something I'd really like to say to you. . . 'She flung herself on the bed to hug her husband, sobbing with emotion. He said, 'You're a friggin jinx!'
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Accountant Joke
What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.
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Bird Joke
What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.
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Old People Joke
A rabbi was called to a Miami Beach Nursing Home to perform a wedding.
An anxious old man met him at the door. The rabbi sat down to counsel the old man and asked several questions. 'Do you love her?'
The old man replied, 'I guess. '
'Is she a good Jewish woman?'
'I don't know for sure,' the old man answered.
'Does she have lots of money?' asked the rabbi.
'I doubt it. '
'Then why are you marrying her?' the rabbi asked.
'She can drive at night,' the old man said
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Funny College Joke
How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.
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Fishing Joke
What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!
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Internet Joke
So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already.
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