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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
50,000 poems, 40,000 riddles, 20,000 pictures, 10,000 funny articles
and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of sexy jokes in english and other funny jokes |
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Best Joke Online
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash of dermatologists A speck of forensic pathologists A poke of gynecologists A vessel of heart surgeons A clot of hematologists A nursery of obstetricians A dose of pharmacists A pile of proctologists A G-spot of sex therapists A stream of urologists
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Fishing Joke
Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !
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First Hilary, then Jennifer - now us
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Accountant Joke
Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.
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Monster Joke
Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.
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Sport Joke
Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!
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Joke for Speeches
Knock Knock Who's there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock Who's there? Ann! Ann who? Anndromeda Strain! Knock Knock Who's there? Armageddon! Armageddon who? Armageddon getting out of here! Knock Knock Who's there? Armenia! Armenia who? Armenia every word I say! Knock Knock Who's there? Asa! Asa who! Asa-int amongst men!
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Miscellaneous Joke
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day. Mary: Are you wearing it now?John: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, though. But it's top of the line. Mary: What kind is it?John: Twelve-thirty.
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