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Humorous Joke
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is, ' he said. 'I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back. ' 'You're on, old man, ' the braggart replied. 'Let's see what you got. ' The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, 'All right. Get in. '
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Farmer Joke
On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another. 'Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about, ' said the city slicker, 'but if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, wouldn't it save a lot of time?' 'Time?' said the farmer. 'What does time matter to a pig?'
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
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Sporting Joke
A wife returning from a fishing trip with her husband was telling her troubles to a neighbor. 'I did everything all wrong again today,' she said. 'I talked too loud, I used the wrong bait, I reeled in too soon, and I caught more than he did. '
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Children Joke
Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. ' Oh you're so stupid!' shouted Dick. 'Dick!' said their father, 'That's quite enough of that! Now say you're sorry. ' 'OK, ' said Dick. 'Jane, I'm sorry you're stupid. '
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Restaurant Joke
What's the matter with your dinner ? 'Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !'
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Burger Joke
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!
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Time Joke
Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ? Because England was discovered before the USA !
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